qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

(via allisenrgent)

My boyfriend, telling me what he had for lunch:

  • Boyfriend: chipotle
  • Boyfriend: cheepotlay
  • Boyfriend: churpotlee
  • Boyfriend: chapotl
  • Boyfriend: chapotluh
  • Boyfriend: chi-potle
  • Boyfriend: chirpotel
  • Boyfriend: cha-potlaya
  • Boyfriend: chatpotlenea
  • Boyfriend: chirrapotlenr

Q

valauraxx asked:

Ok weird question but is your boyfriend from California and own a sandwich shop because I used to have a boss who's girlfriend moved to china to teach English

A

Negative, my boyfriend is a Minnesotan truck driver

Last year on my boyfriend’s birthday I moved to china.

like, my plane left ON HIS BIRTHDAY

so this year I should probably get him something nice I guess

My mom yells at us if we say “thunder” because the dog will hear and he’s scared of thunder

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via divinedorothy)

THE BOARD FOR THE SPEAKERS BURNT OUT I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

Q

turbro asked:

Aren't you worried the ambient noise at the con is going to keep the LEDs on all the time, or is the microphone really nonsensitive?

A

The sensitivity can be controlled, so it’ll be turned down quite low and has a speaker pressed up next to it. Hopefully itll work out.

Im gonna cry
look how nicely it’s coming along!!!

(Later the lights will be mounted along the inside post, not just tossed in there like they are in the photo)

Sound reactive led strip to allow the transistor to light up as it “talks”

Got the leds in the mail today, cant wait to start putting everything together….. !!!!

i’d probably have died sometime during my college years if it weren’t for @sariemma

I HAVE NO LIFE but look at me goo

I just dreamt the entire plot of a movie where three dudes have to take care of a baby BUT it takes place during a zombie apocalypse. The baby was bitten but didnt turn so the dudes have to try and take the baby to the CDC. So it was like 50/50 baby hijinks/zombie horror