my boyfriend constantly surprises me with random things he finds on amazon for under $5

like gas masks….. (he bought two “so technically this is a romantic couple’s gift”)

but hey, very useful for cutting onions

I spend months creating cosplays and I love meeting people and getting their reactions but COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO POSE IN PICTURES

What do I do with my face. Hands? Where do the limbs go oh god I’ve forgotten how to smile

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(via red-means-unsolved)

THINGS CUSTOMERS HAVE SAID IN THE LAST WEEK

  • what do u mean u dont sell german-language magazines thats racist
  • is this the amazon store?
  • no?
  • well can u give me directions to the amazon store?
  • what do you mean there are no amazon stores??
  • what do you mean you can’t get me a copy of this out-of-print obscure book?
  • what do you mean you don’t have MY BOOK I SELF PUBLISHED in stock?
  • hello i just left your store 5 minutes ago and i’m calling to let u know that i puked all over the ladies room sorry
  • hello i have a coupon for a free cupcake for my child. no i dont have the coupon with me. no i will not show you my email. no i will not stop yelling until you give me my cupcake my child’s cupcake
  • I am looking for a book. it’s blue. no i do not know the title. or the author. i think it’s a new book? it’s blue okay? just find it for me.
  • i am looking for no-sugar low carb cookbooks on how to make souffles in crockpots WHAT DO U MEAN U DONT HAVE ANY
  • do i have to pay sales tax on this?
  • do i have to pay tax on THIS?
  • what about this?
  • really? everything has sales tax? when did that happen

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

(via chromm)

anizyx:

{I was so excited when my fiancee pointed out this lovely cosplayer coming down the escalator that I jumped up and scurried over to her~ <3}

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via allisenrgent)

fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

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thehouseofjune:

NYCC 2014

My friend took these pics on Friday. It was my first time cosplaying so I was intimidated by a lot of people (especially Red ( nonomella ) from Transistor!!! I saw her twice and I dont know why I felt really shy about asking her for a photo) but I still had a great time!


Photos: Dunhill Jalea

blackscarves:

suuuper cute cosplayers 8) if you see yourself let me know!

marceline is methamphetanime! aka my nerd friend

princemotorcycle:

my aesthetic is pet goth, it’s where you wear all black but you have a lot of pets you like to hold so you always have fur on your clothes

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bigmsaxon:

First NYCC was a blast! I was a little overwhelmed but managed to score some beautiful artwork and attend a few really informative and inspiring panels - and of course the cosplay! Much love to everyone that made it happen.